I think cremation might not be the worst way to find your final resting place. That way everyone remembers that you kind of smelled like bacon. Especially at the end.
Now I'm hungry.
Another 10 minutes of your life you'll never get back...
I never lecture, not becuase I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. - H. L. Mencken
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That's just gross. Bacon will never be the same for me again! Benjy says he doesn't care, he is hungry for bacon now!
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