08 March 2010

complete shock

A report by Fortune Magazine ranked Family Dollar Stores as 3rd in worst quality of products/services.  Really?  No, seriously: I am flabbergasted.  I have always firmly believed that a store which sells everything on its shelves for all of one dollar should carry only goods of the utmost highest quality and worth; that such a travesty as being ranked 3rd in worst quality of products/services could happen is absolutely deplorable.  Obviously, Family Dollar Stores' quality manager needs to be gravely reprimanded, even to the point of public flogging.  But not with a whip purchased from Family Dollar Stores because it would probably just break.
 
Also, according to the Magazine Publishers of America, Fortune Magazine isn't even ranked in their list of top magazines, which is really surprising considering such demonstrably superior reporting.

2 comments:

Kay said...

Your Grandma Jensen would be up in arms...it was one of her favorite stores!!!

mom4kids said...

So, when my children have to spend their "own" money on a Birthday, etc.... they always ask to go to the Dollar Store!! (Does this make us bad gift-givers?)