valuable incontinence

Incontinence.

 

The word alone really needs no further illustration but if I didn't write anything else, I couldn't blither on and on about the increasing value of old people.  For years and years, old people were seen only as a drain on society; using valuable resources which could be delegated to much more important tasks like showing that cows who have names give more milk than cows who don't have names or inventing a brassiere that (in case of an emergency, of course) can quickly be converted into a face mask.  However, this antiquated thinking has been revolutionized with the advent of the SFD Recycle System.

 

Now, as long as there is a need for energy, there will be a need for old people.  And no, the SFD does not recycle old people, rather it recycles old people's recyclings reclaimed from old people's diapers.  What a boon for all of humanity!

 

Also, the important tasks mentioned earlier are real so don't try to go patent jumping.  It won't work.