Yesterday was my work Christmas party during which we had our traditional white elephant gift exchange.
Melissa brought an XL pair of leopard print granny panties.
How embarrassing.
Another 10 minutes of your life you'll never get back...
I never lecture, not becuase I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. - H. L. Mencken
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To set the story straight - Justin unwrapped my nice gift, added the leopard print granny panties, re-wrapped the present, then took me to the party. It was quite a surprise to see someone else open it. And, I should have seen it coming.... really.
I have no recollection of any such thing.
Justin, shame on you for stealing Mom's undies! (Just kidding, Mom :)
Actually, Ethan's comment was, "Justin, where did you get those?"
I'm laughing quite hard at this... I'm not sure I want to know where the granny undies came from, but Melissa, I'd watch out for what you might get under the tree this year... if the granny panties are any sort of a hint...
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