sea kittens

I'm doing my part to save the sea kittens from the grisly death that would surely await them next to my chips (that's English for 'French Fries') by making my own sea kitten:

I like to pretend he rides the motorcycle Melissa won't let me get (despite the tremendous fuel savings and minor chance that I would die).

Actually, I love sea kittens. I also love prairie puppies or, as they are commonly known, 'Hamburgers'. To quote my brother, who probably read this on a place-mat somewhere: if God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them so taste so good.

I think I'm going to go have some chicken nuggets.