man post

As I was perusing the links associated with my younger sister’s blog and realizing that she had more friends than me, I also realized that blogging is not a very manly thing to do. In fact none of the people I know who were directly or indirectly linked to her site are men. Most, if not all, are in fact women. This is good and bad for me. Much like being a male cheerleader is both good and bad. However, also much like being a male cheerleader, this is mostly bad.

Good because I am an anomaly which creates a fair amount of interest, much like having a third arm or two noses. This is because people are enthralled by abnormalities.

Bad because I don’t look nearly as ruggedly handsome in a dress. Handsome, absolutely; rugged, an emphatic ‘no’. This is because people are appalled by abnormalities.

That said I have decided to post a ‘Man Post’ defined as anything dealing with boom, vroom, or doom. This will probably be the next post, but here’s a sneak peek:

It’s important to start the militia training early in the formative years. That way, it’s a lot harder to brainwash them into reality later on.