poor effort

I'm a little disappointed in my neighbors. This year's Dandelion Growing Contest was an absolute blowout. I didn't even have to try and I smoked pretty much everyone in the entire neighborhood. In fact, it's almost as though nobody else even WANTED dandelions - I couldn't see a single one on any of their lawns. There was definitely a serious lack of commitment on their parts.

What a lame contest.

8 months!!! (That means 8 weeks left.)