science fairs

After receiving comments from all three people that read this blog, I have decided to change my name and move. Mostly because that would be easier than an update. Thank you for your time.

Okay, Melissa tells me that won’t work because I would have to clean up the house so we can sell it. I guess my aversion to housework means I have to write something here despite having surpassed my promised 8-day writing span. Technically, anything else I write is of additional scope not originally outlined in my contract.

It actually has been quite the eventful month as of late. Scout camp occupied most of two weeks of my time (including the week prior to the actual camp which was spent rushing around completing last minute chores). After large amounts great fun and only slight complaining about the food/sleeping arrangements/merit badges/dirt/squirrels/fresh mountain air my troop was able to walk away with just about every award they could give us. In fact, the only awards they didn’t give us were the ones for second place. We won everything else. Yay scouts.

After the very eventful week of August 11-16, Melissa and I, with a few friends, put our lives in peril on the infamous Subway Hike down in Zion National Park. This particular hike is a kaleidoscope of beautiful red rock traverses, glacial water swims, and terrifying leaps across what Melissa refers to as the “Chasms of Death.” It’s a lot of fun.

The beautiful redrock

The glacial swims

This one's fuzzy, but it's the Chasm of Death

Imagine I have a newspaper. Then try as hard as you can to forget that image.

Finally, the most recent adventure we have had the opportunity to enjoy was a very local middle school science fair. The kind of science fair where moldy bread is considered A-quality work and poster board is used to describe exactly how many times your brother licked the bread on paper plate #2 vs. paper plate #1. Except ‘very local’ means ‘in our basement’ and ‘moldy bread’ means ‘our basement’ and ‘how many times your brother licked the bread on paper plate #2’ means ‘how long the sprinkler water has been seeping into the wall through the main water line’. This was probably the best science fair I’ve ever been able to attend. In fact, this project (which was most likely the culmination of four months of toil) won first prize over entries such as ‘Clean the Living Room,’ ‘Put Away My High School Stuff,’ and ‘Go to Scouts.’

As of now, we think the project has come to an end with the introduction of two garbage cans, lots of bleach, and a fair amount of silicone. It is yet to be determined if lots of digging is in my near future and until we can be sure that next year’s entry will not be from this particular water source, we have yet to hang, mud, and paint new sheetrock.

On the plus side, besides winning first place, my snot factory nose has drastically reduced output.

Of course, Mom and Dad are coming into town and we don’t have any ginormous trees or a 46-ton shed…